I was at the Rolling Stones concert at the Staples Center in Los Angeles, and a couple weeks later a friend of mine called me and said that actress Jeri Ryan (from Star Trek Voyager and Boston Public) was checking me out, and he had a picture to prove it.
I said bring it on,and heck if he didn't.
Now it takes a little bit of imagination, and perhaps the Magic Bullet Theory from the Kennedy assassination, but the results are there. I guess she digs pudgy bald guys like yours truly.
Yours Truly with Chelsea Handler and Chuy at Pala Casino. Chelsea is one of my favorite comedians and has a comedy show on E! called Chelsea Lately.
American Gothic - Upscale Audio style. Is this the perfect wife? I'm not going to be the guy to say it.
Kevin's grandfather in a 1930's Raytheon tube ad. No really... it's not just Kevin's face Photoshopped in. It's real... I swear...
The Boss as seen through the eyes of the employees. Probably not too far a stretch from the truth. I came back from lunch one day and they had this sitting in my chair.
Everyone was fired the next day.